Hillary Clinton Appears Before Rally Completely Nude In Bid For Authenticity

As I have been traveling through Wyoming and am now visiting with an old friend from San Fransisco out in the Denver suburbs and his new family, I have not been publishing. During this time of increasing sociopolitical turmoil in America and around the world, it is a tad frustrating to not be pontificating to relieve my desire to scream. The thought of a naked Hillary was to much and I have spent the morning peering into the white porcelain at the feet of the Gods. 

RALEIGH, NC—Flatly declaring to audience members that she stood on stage as no more than a human being with nothing to hide, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton reportedly appeared Friday before a campaign rally completely nude in a bid to once and for all prove her authenticity.Moments after being introduced to an enthusiastic crowd by North Carolina congressman G. K. Butterfield, Clinton is said to have taken the stage at PNC Arena, whereupon the 20,000 cheering spectators became abruptly silent at the sight of the fully naked former secretary of state walking slowly across the dais to the tune of John Mellencamp’s “Pink Houses.”

Hillary Clinton Appears Before Rally Completely Nude In Bid For Authenticity